interstellarmage is a huge nerd and I couldn’t love them any harder for it.
A YOUNG WARTHOG
THAT JOKE HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE BEFORE SO JOKES ON YOU.
Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who crawled up behind her
And dragged poor miss muffet away
The spider was vicious
The spider was fierce
Its body was white as the snow
Everyone wondered for days afterwards
Where did poor miss muffet go?
I did a poem a long time ago.
My dream is to one day trick all the porn bots on tumblr into posting pictures of peeled potatoes.
walk up in the club like “wow drag culture is more respected in queer circles than being a trans woman, i wish we could respect the lives of a subset of women more than we gawk over a game of dress up”
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.