This is the devil’s favorite post
Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.
realest sign I’ve seen in awhile
HAHHAAHHAH a sea lion trying to eat my hand
finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped
Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
Update: The fog is outside my house, but I still recognise dog houses despite no dogs being around… then again, where the heck am I seeing those from inside a house, and also having no pets o____o
Step into the fog in order to investigate. I’m sure everything will be fine.
Update 2: It’s cold as shit outside, why did I listen to that nonsense. Also weird flying things in the sky, they might be friendly.
Fling stones at them in order to assert your authority.
Update 3: There are no stones around, but I found branches, so I am waving that around and throwing smaller sticks at them. They are making more sound, they seem to be happy- aww, one is coming down to greet me.
Be sure to update us on the status of your new best friend.
Update 4: AAAARRGGHHHHH, FLYING THINGS AREN’T FRIENDLY. THEY ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN MY BODY AND NOTHING ELSE. THE STICK DID NOT WORK, I FEEL BETRAYED BY IT.
BURN THE STICK FOR DISAPPOINTING YOU.
Update 5: I am burning all the sticks for betraying me. I feel that this wooden bat will serve better. Huh, there are some weird messages stuff, in what appear to be in red paint on the wall… “Go to Sil-” well I can’t go anywhere now with flying things outside! Thanks spooky message :T
Clearly you need to find this person known as Sil. They must be important.